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Here’s a song I made up while I was watching Xena the Warrior Princess with the sound off. It’s a fact. I had a secret crush on Xena. It was a secret to me too. I wouldn’t admit it. She’s pretty fucking tough. She has a good yell… she kills the stupid gladiators with the log-trap. Release the log-trap! She releases the log-trap and they all get… crushed. They’d all wanna be with her if they could, but unfortunately they’re not on her side. It’s a lot better with the sound off. Really, it is. And the song didn’t have anything to do with Xena… but… I was about half a bottle through Jameson’s… if that makes any sense.
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- Elliott Smith, 9/25/96, on “Between the Bars” (submitted by sometimesagreatnotion.)
